Hat Man Strikes Again!

I'm Melting! I'm Melting!

That little bitch threw water on me today!
What a world... What a world...

The Mystery Hat Man Returns

Here's Lookin' at Ya...

Have you ever had the feeling you were being watched? I felt like that today outside of work... I looked left... I looked right... I looked around me...

...it was really creepy, but maybe I'm just being silly...

...shhh. Did you here something?

Two Strokes are better than One!

I decided to go dirt biking this afternoon.

I like two-strokes way better than a Thumper...I love to work the clutch!

OMG! It's EARTH DAY!!!!

Armageddon! Humans have officially screwed the whole world!


Enjoy those plastic water bottles and make sure you throw your appliances in the river when done using them.

Jump into the Suburban and drive to the mailbox! And for God's Sake leave those beer cans along the trail!

Don't blame your ol' pal Louise when the S**T hits the fan. Which is coming up here in 2012AD. Bring sunscreen, Bee-otch!

Green... Without all that NASTY yellow...

Kidnapping!

Ahhh, the sweet sound of a child sleeping...


...gotcha.

The Mystery Hat Man Emerges

Mary Kate & Ashley!

Good Morning! You know when you finally go through those old boxes in the closet of death and you find forgotten photos? Yeah!

So I found this awesome photo of the Olsen Twins! Apparently, back in 1982, the girls played starring roles in The Dark Crystal! Sweet! They are SO cute, aren't they?

Eggs Benedict Comes To America!

Right on! I love eggs!

...but the Pope REALLY loves eggs!

I'm Feeling Better!

I had a board meeting this morning so I had to drop the hospital gown for a sensible charcoal suit...I had no time to put make-up on though, so I looked TOTALLY my age! One guy said he could tell I had a hairy lip problem! WOW! So I told him to get on the tread mill and see if he could drop those ugly extra pounds growing on top of his shoulders...

It's windy and I'm cranky today.
I might go to church tomorrow. Last time I did that I got into trouble so I may just sit in back this time and keep my sinner songs to myself!

Generally the wine is better from a box than the altar anyway, but I'm a beer drinker so who cares!

I'ts the Little Things...

So I'm at the hospital after undergoing 28 hours of emergency surgery and I get this email that some freak has taken my spot while I'm away...

FREAK is right! What the? Who the? How?

I have no idea who this little lady is, where they found her, or what she got for doing this...

Anyway it's time for my Percocet. See ya tomorrow I hope.

The Six Million Dollar Mannequin

I had a bad fall today...

I'm heading to major surgery right now, actually, but thought I'd say hi first!

I broke my nose, my hip, my collar bone and my spine. It looks like I might have tomorrow off!

See you soon, my friends...