Twisted Sister

There is something SERIOUSLY wrong with my sister, Beth!

I'm just worried sick about her.

First, she's gotten older and to be honest U-GLY! It's that 70's make-up job she insists on slathering on her face. It's that friggin' lazy eye. It's her love of the band Journey, who single-handedly made rock ballads "ok".

But when she showed up with flowers sticking out of her head, I knew she had gone over the edge.

I let her stay with me once...ONCE. She ATE my toothpaste! FREAK!!!!